This week's Rob Tornoe cartoon caption contest
Philadelphia, 76ers, Eagles, Phillies, Flyers, basketball, baseball, hockey, football, college sports, union, independence, soccer, penn, temple, la salle, villanova, st. joseph's, st. joe's, penn state, drexel
This week's Rob Tornoe cartoon caption contest
Philly.com Sports
Here we go again: it's time for you to write the caption to Rob Tornoe's latest Sports Ink cartoon. This time, there's a holiday theme.
So post your best ideas in the comments. Rob will pick the best and we'll announce the results in a few days.
Comments (213)
I haven't even given you my 76ers and Flyers one yet!— jmmdk5- This list is almost as old as you are!!!— jmmdk5
- Hey, 7 championships in 52 years...whadja expect?— tpizza
- What do you mean you can't you believe in Foles and Reid?— scole9179
- You suck!— BleedPhilly
- "Com'on Santa, all we need is a 76'er center, a hockey season, new Eagles, new Phillies and a victory parade" !!!— Delaware Doc
- "I've been asking for a Superbowl Ring since age 5........I'm 40"
I'm starting to believe you're not real!
— ubetterlisten - I have pictures of you with Amaro, Reid, some elves and a few reindeer.... get it done Santa!— Pepe LePew
- ...and Aaron Rodgers and Mike Trout and Darelle Revis and Matt Kemp...YOU OWE ME!!!— TheWryteOne
- Nick: "...and a new offensive line, and a big wide receiver, a new coach, a new scheme..."— kyle.cullinan
- Hamilton, Losche, Adams, Sandberg,........................— SEEK313
- I'm NOT Nick Foles, and I KNOW these are all football positions, but it's MY Christmas list!!— DaveCicc
- WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU GIVE PRESENTS, NOT MIRACLES ?!?!?— shady25
- Hey, I'm beginning to believe your from New York and the North Pole— csdrew
- Listen, your as big as Andy and as old as Charlie, you'd think you would be more sympathetic to our needs— csdrew
- Hey, I'm beginning to believe your from New York and NOT the North Pole— csdrew
- "Was it too much to ask for one stinkin Super Bowl before the world ended"?— drantonio1
- "A couple of Championships or Reindeer Season is "on" at the North Pole!— DJ
- WHAT? But I don't want Andy Reid back next year!— mikey9fingers
- Where on this list does it say "I don't want Hockey this year?"— mikey9fingers
- Really? You STILL haven't gotten over the whole snowball thing?— Baloophi
- You want me to wipe my WHAT?! with this...— elbe2k
- "Just give me ONE flipping thing on this list, or it's MORE snowballs for ya Santa!"— phillychaos
- I wish that the NHL would just go away!— Keysmark
- "You thought 1968 was bad? There's plenty more snowballs where that came from Santa... Get it done"— kc4shore
- HEY! - That had BETTER be a candy cane in your pocket, because I KNOW you're NOT happy to see me!!!— 1Dukie
- "you think this list is bad, you should see Cleveland's"— phillychaos
- edit: "you think this list is long, you should see Cleveland's"
— phillychaos - "Hell, I'll take a lump of coal if it could manage a game clock."— phillychaos
- On the first day of Christmas, please give to Philly, a trophy named for Lombardi.
On the second day of Christmas, please give to Philly, two World Series crowns, and a trophy named for Lombardi.
On the third day of Christams, please give to Philly, three point guards, two World Series crowns, and a trophy named for Lombardi.
On the fourth day of Christmas, please give to Philly, four Stanley Cups, three point guards, two World Series crowns, and a trophy named for Lombardi.
On the fifth day of Christmas, please give to Philly, five o-linemen, four Stanley Cups, three point guards, two World Series crowns, and a trophy named for Lombardi.
On the sixth day of Christmas, please give to Philly, six power plays, five o-linemen, four Stanley Cups, three point guards, two World Series crowns, and a trophy named for Lombardi.
On the seventh day of Christmas, please give to Philly, seven young sluggers, six power plays, five o-linemen, four Stanley Cups, three point guards, two World Series crowns, and a trophy named for Lombardi.
On the eighth day of Christmas, please give to Philly, eight rebounding forwards, seven young sluggers, six power plays, five o-linemen, four Stnaley Cups, three point guards, two World Series crowns, and a trophy named for Lombardi. (Anyone want to do the last four verses?)— rhawnhurster - Y— airbuzz
- You better get started soon buddy , this list isn't getting any shorter— airbuzz
- "How can I shoot my eye out with a trophy??"— 2ndNlong
- "Santa, is that a lump of coal in your pants or are you just happy to see me?"— advantasux
- Hey Coach Mudd, did they fire you too?— watsonmr
- No, the big, fat red guy with the belly that shakes like a bowl full of jelly I want replaced is not you!— Colonel Angus
- C'mon, I promise not to boo you anymore— retzlaff
- This time, I listed OFFENSIVE LINE and DEFENSIVE COORDINATOR on two separate lines to avoid confusion!— nverma85
- I said Super Bowl, not lump of coal!!!— shady25
- That is exactly where I'm putting last year's list!— RKotite
- Give me what I want or I'll come back with snowballs.— pmussoni
- Get over it Santa, I wasn't the one throwing the snowballs!— ChalupaBatman
- have you seen our team....we need one of everything from coach to offensive lineman.— jimk24
- A right-handed, power-hitting, 7-foot, goalie who can play safety.— isaac80
- I'm only five in championship years.— 1Dukie
- edit: "I'm only FIVE in championship years." — 1Dukie
- Do you see 36 year old third baseman anywhere on here?— Wakes
- And while you're at it.. Why is our freakin' General manager an accountant?! I'd like to have a real one this next year..— Zeru
- What's the return policy on Andrew Bynum?— isaac80
- What do you mean I sound whinier than Sydney Crosby?!?!— PhillyfanNM
- You remember my fastball dont you? I'm working with Elway now..— Zeru
- Just ONE Championship in this city before I die! IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK??— SantaoftheSouth
- This is only the first page.— udel96
- The list ROLLS OVER each year we don't have a winner!— 1Dukie
- Is that a Marciano's Stromboli in your pocket?— ANDY-IS-FAT
- After 14 years of coming here, NOW you tell me you don't follow the NFL.— RKotite
- I know it's all run plays.— RKotite
- Yeah I want all of it....a new set of players on the Defensive side...and we need more for the Phil's, Sixers and what have you.
— 5thstrretpast - "I promise I'll never throw another snowball!"— davinci74
- ....and if you don't fill this, I have some snowballs for you.— road515
- Wait....I haven't even gotten to the 76ers and Flyers!— road515
- This year, I want to make up for all the garbage you've given us!— road515
- Don't you think the time is overdue that you give us some championships?— road515
- ...and for all the garbage you've sent us over the years, I'm going to break wind....— road515
- ....when will you get over the snowballs? The New York media really milked that story.— road515
- ...I know it's impossible to fill all the stuff on this list. So, do you want your snowballs now, or later?— road515
- You still haven't given me ONE good reason why I don't deserve what's on this list!— road515
- Here's the deal Santa......you give me Jason Peters and I'll shred this list.— mojave snow
- No these are all the bad things I want the reindeer to do to the f'n dog killin' coward!!!— lunch
- And a partridge in a pear tree!— joberzut
- If you don't grant my Phils and Eagles Wish List THIS year, guess where this list will end up?— Panthro2011
- How about something off of the list that works this time.— Santino
- If you can really speak Dutch, can you tell us if Nick Foles is the next Dutchman?— Pineapple Betafish
-
I'll swap you a truck load of Franklins for just one Hamilton!!— EJAY - How many #*!!*## times do I need to write it. A superbowl trophy!!!.— Why?
- You think my list is tough? Don Fehr's in line behind me.— eman
- Ok Andy, floors yours...— Bubsnaps
- So what if most of our players are on the Naughty List?!— Rotcod
- Yep there's 122 of 'em- 52 Eagles, 37 Flyers, 29 Sixers and 4 Phillies-thats how many I've been wishing and waiting!!!— jmmdk5
- You give Boston this entire list but we can't one thing off here! Really?!— NewbieSlang
- Hey S-ANDY, are you ever gonna fill this Philly fan's wish list?— quazzi52
- Not Ho Ho Ho, I said Andy and Charlie to go go go.— rick4444
- I want them either Fired or Cut— Flash Dad
- This is what Andy asked me to pick up for lunch!— Lamby
- the snowballs are in the freezer if i dont get what i want— jjjimjjj
- I'm packing a snowball and I'm not afraid to use it!— sfigueroa
- I'm still waiting for the eagles cheerleader from last year.— rick4444
- "Ok Cholly. Uncross your eyes, take off the santa suit, and go teach Ryan how to hit a slider so I can cross that off my list".— Momjeanz
- I can toss this out if you just deliver on the Dream Team that becomes a Dynasty which sets the Gold Standard for the NFL!— Phrossty
- "All I REALLY want is to see Andy Reid in a Speedo."— Squizzy Magee
- This is why you get snowballs thrown at you.— PhillyguyinVA
- You think my list of Andy Reid draft busts is funny old man?— PhillyguyinVA
- "... if not, you will resign at the end of the season!"— DieterSchulz
- What do you mean "time's yours"? Ok Andy, take off the stupid beard and hat.— ANDY-IS-FAT
- Boo!— Reality Speaks
- Santa, as head of the local Philly' Fans Sports Union, I present to you our list of demands for the upcoming year.— Mohave
- Dude..Stop granting Howie and Andy their wishes... Its like rich get richer.. their pockets and waists get bigger while the fans dreams get bleaker year after year... Is it really fair?— arvind
- Try delivering the goods with my five buffoons leading the way!!!!— waynerodman
- "and last but not least, a Nick Foles jersey to replace this embarrassing Vince Young jersey."— WheresMoose
- You messed up with JPP so I will spell the Eagles draft pick
L U K E. J O E C K E L
and don,t mess this one up— jerk1213 - No we are not "fine there"!— mikey9fingers
- "Something tells me your are still pissed about that snowball incident"— kbreelak
- What else do you want from us fans?— Atomic Fury
- ...a Red Ryder BB gun, Megatron, a center, 2 guards, 2 tackles, a tight end.....the list goes on and on....— Mike Boryla
- edit: "Something tells me you're still pissed about that snowball incident"— kbreelak
- “Your gift of “Patience” over the years is no longer a gift worth giving…so let's begin with this list”.— kbreelak
- That's right, they're either season ticket holders or ahead of me on the waiting list. Do what you need to do!— words_matter
- WHAT DO YOU MEAN RUDOLPH IS A GIANTS FAN ?!?!— shady25
- Boooooooo.— rafmny
- Eh, maybe it's time for new glasses, Santa?— jmmdk5
- A more aerodynamic snowball, please.— Steve Jeltz, the home-run king
Booed you? What are you talking about?— mkat33- If you want to see that RedNosed Reindeer again fill the damn list, fat man. I made you an offer you can't refuse. Nothing personal,strictly business ,,,times yours— luge
- You suck! Last year you gave me everything I wanted and I still got nothing.— EricCherson
- Tickets to the Philly teams? i'd rather have coal.— deuce
- Wait, you can't spare a couple elves that can tackle? Ok, how about one with a good curveball.....— Logical1
- My last years list says give the Eagles a season like the Phillies had!— hodigger
- Booo? We were saying "Rooo" for Rudolph - it's a Philly thing....— Logical1
- How's the new job, Andy?— Blev08
- What do you mean Rudolph is a Giants fan !?!?— shady25
- "OK, I;m done with the Phillies now but I need five more hours on the Eagles (are your knees gonna hold up?)"
"Andy thinks your beard is a great camouflage as an Offensive Linesman. What say you to a first round?"
"Can you please just take Jeff, Howie, and Andy back to North Pole? I'll even throw in my brand new iPad."— 2:01TimeOut - You do realize "Gold Standard in Salary Cap" and "Platinum Standard in Injuries and Drafting Busts" doesn't exactly qualify for a BroadStreet Parade right? We want a real Lombardi Trophy..— arvind
- And ..i want electric shock therapy so I can forget this year in Philly sports.— jimdandi
- OK OK i get it....an Eagles Superbowl victory is too much to ask for....I'll settle for world peace— jimdandi
- Times Yours— jimdandi
- Yes, that is alot of zeros. We need One Billion Dollars so we can buy the team from that GUY, WHO SHOULD BE IN FRANCE.— Pineapple Betafish
- Hey fat boy. I'm tired of asking you year, after year, after year for the same thing. Just once can you give me what I ask for!!
— djvjr - I'll never throw snowballs at you again if you give us a Lombardi trophy and a right handed bat.— Dan in Holmesburg
- What? This is coach Charlie Manual's and Coach Reid's list.— Kellyb75
- I know it's you under that beard Andy! You are still the coach for 3 more games so save the mall Santa job for next year!— Dan in Holmesburg
- What? That was just Andy Reid's list. I'm getting to Charlie Manuel's.— Kellyb75
- Do you see the words "SCHWEDDY BALL SACK" anywhere on this list?!!!— 1Dukie
- Actually, it's my list of grievances. HAP-py FREAK-in FESTIVUS, Kringle...HEY -its NOT time to bring out the pole yet!— 1Dukie
- I'm moving to Florida. At least the weather is nice.— cjmfranchise
- This is my apology list. Sorry about the snowballs.— Eagles305
- This is my apology list. Sorry about the snowballs.— Eagles305
- Listen Andy..... if you stop spending all your time at the mall we might get a few more wins.....— Brendin9
- You need to do a better job of getting my wish into position— sskovira
- God said "no", what about you?— isaac80
- You're gonna have to do a better job, Santa!— jmmdk5
- "let it go, ALREADY!"— mski007
- "Of course it's longer...nothing ever comes off"— 2ndNlong
- At least my list ain't as long as that kid's from Cleveland.— PKnight93
- Or not.— PKnight93
- Who are you really, buddy? Philly fans know there's no Santa.— DML57
- No, no. That says Josh Hamilton, not Rip...— True Rolllins
- Yo Santa - is that a football in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?— True Rolllins
- Sorry bout the whole snow ball thing...— True Rolllins
- Hey Santa - you smell bad. Really really bad.— True Rolllins
- Wanna watch War Horse on pay per view?— True Rolllins
- Santa, your fired! Maybe a new Santa can bring me the bowl that's been on this list for over fifty years.— OverFiftyYears
- Get me Bill Cowher for the Eagles and a championship within the next 5 years and we'll call it even!— drjimmy
- So we some snowballs at you. Get over it!— jimmy_jam
- So we threw some snowballs at you. Get over it!— jimmy_jam
- Is that a lump of coal in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me!— joberzut
- "Yes, I said relocation is on my list."— JoeRichards
- ...forgot to mention one little thing... A RING!!!— akinginphilly
- I'll add, "No more snowballs at Santa," if you give me a championship.— isaac80
- Thank you for the new Eagles QB, now how about the other wishes?— isaac80
- How about you take over as GM for all our teams?— isaac80
- Santa, I don't get why so many Christians hate Jews then PRAY to one, isn't there uh, a disconnect? Must be those Roman inspired fairy tales:-)— daystrum
- Santa, can't the Phils get a manager who isn't speech challenged and can at least pass the Rhesus Monkey IQ test?...and can you send Ruben away to manage a Jersey Casino so we can have a real GM?— daystrum
- Santa, I know your a fairy tale just like Jesus but, why did those nefarious Romans frame the Jews for killing an invented messianic Judaean?...its just like the Mob isn't it, in fact, they were the original Mafia:-)— daystrum
- Santa, why do Christians celebrate the birthday of a Jewish kid who no doubt celebrated Hannukka when he was alive, then they are taught to hate his religion, a religion that Jesus never disclaimed, repudiated or disowned? Where is Mr. Peabody when you need him?...we need the Way Back machine!— daystrum
- Santa, lets see, so far there have been around 300,000,000 million (and counting) people murdered in the name of Jesus and Allah, is that about love? Isn't it time for humans to stop using the biblical cover to kill and just look in the mirror and say "yes, we are killers and we like to kill"? Santa, its time for a major chip upgrade of the human neuromatrix.— daystrum
- Okay Santa, I'm giving you the same deal as Andy Reid: No championships, No cookies!— dblankj
- I realize the list just repeats Chip Kelly but its what I REALLY WANT!!!— rmdunfee
- OK, you've made your point. Maybe booing you 44 years ago wasn't my smartest idea...— tklem
- "Do you see Ben Revere ANYWHERE on this list?!!!!"— keltman
- "That beening at the Vet was nothing compared to what you should be prepared for if I don't get something on this list."— kozykoz26
- Phils. Andy. You. Big red disappointments.— RKotite