Wednesday, October 1, 2014
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Ugly Women: Go to Australia to Find a Man!

... Well at least that's what a mayor of an Australian outback mining town of Mount Isa suggested over the weekend. Apparently there are five men to every one woman in the town, so Mayor John Molony reasoned that ugly woman would have a better chance at finding a man because there are so many there. Dude actually said, "We should find out where there are beauty-disadvantaged women and ask them to proceed to Mount Isa." And he added that the women who already live there are happy. Ugly chicks often walk down the street, he said, with wide smiles on their faces. Is it because they have so many strapping men to chose from? So, let me get this straight. It's all about numbers. In Philadelphia, there are more women than men. That must explain why I see so many ugly men with good looking women. Do you agree?

Ugly Women: Go to Australia to Find a Man!

Ugly chicks in this mining town got it good, or so the Mayor says. There are five strapping men to every woman.
Ugly chicks in this mining town got it good, or so the Mayor says. There are five strapping men to every woman.

... Well at least that's what a mayor of an Australian outback mining town of Mount Isa suggested over the weekend. Apparently there are five men to every one woman in the town, so Mayor John Molony reasoned that ugly woman would have a better chance at finding a man because there are so many there. Dude actually said, "We should find out where there are beauty-disadvantaged women and ask them to proceed to Mount Isa." And he added that the women who already live there are happy. Ugly chicks often walk down the street, he said, with wide smiles on their faces. Is it because they have so many strapping men to chose from? So, let me get this straight. It's all about numbers. In Philadelphia, there are more women than men. That must explain why I see so many ugly men with good looking women. Do you agree?  

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I’m a Libra so I’m all about pretty things. We of the scales sign know what we like, and our standards are high.

So I can’t help but love fashion – one day I will get that Diane von Furstenberg wrap and those Christian Louboutin shoes.

And fragrances? My favorite right now is Chanel Mademoiselle. As for makeup, can we say MAC?

So let’s thank the Greek goddess of beauty, Aphrodite, that a true fashionista can find everything she needs right here in Philly.

I’ve covered fashion here for six years, and I have traveled to New York, Los Angeles and Paris to write about local and national designers. Let me tell you, there is no place where people wear midnight Eagles green or Phillies red with such wild abandon as they do on the west side of the Ben Franklin Bridge.

Sound familiar? This blog is for you.

Reach Elizabeth at ewellington@phillynews.com.

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