Natalie Portman Looks like a Cupcake ...

Or so says Kevin Gatto owner of echo-friendly Verde Salon in Collingswood, New Jersey. We are watching the the Golden Globes together on the phone, tweeting and updating on Facebook ... Nobody makes a dress like Tastykake, Gatto says. Ha. The dress - with the red rose - looks like a gunshot wound dripping down her front ... LOL, But don't worry, her hair and makeup is awesome, he added. At least she got something right. As far as baby bumps go, we think Jane Krakowski rocked it in her slate grey Badgley Mischka. "It's not about hiding the baby bump, it's about fit." We don't know what Natalie Portman was thinking. What do you think?  ...