The folks at ifc.com have compiled lists of the 50 best and worst sex scenes in the history of motion pictures.
The battle for worst of all time -- “Showgirls” versus “Last Tango in Paris” -- goes to Marlon Brando’s famous butter scene. Barely edging out Kyle McLachlan and Elizabeth Berkely in the swimming pool.
Nice try, IFC, but wrong. The worst sex scene ever is the one between Kathleen Turner and Marley in “Marley and Me.” Followed by Tom Green and a horse in “Freddie Got Fingered.” And some guy and a minotaur this week in “Your Highness.”