Watch hologram Michael Jackson sing 'Slave To The Rhythm'

The Michael Jackson hologram grabs its crotch.

Why stop at Michael Jackson? Bring back Biggie Smalls, Kurt Cobain, Jimi Hendrix  and Elvis Presley. Let's have a rock and roll heaven concert tour, an oldies extravaganza where the dead and buried climb out of their graves and look better than ever.

Watch the freaky, disturbing, computer-generated MJ perform "Slave To the Rhythm" at last night's Billboard Music Awards below. Due to advances in virtual reality necrophilia, he's much more limber than hologram Tupac was at Coachella in 2012. Read my review of Jackson's posthumous new album Xscape by clicking here and punching in code J52U. .

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