The normally staid Centers for Disease Control is helping the masses preparing for the Rapture, coming Saturday in case you didn't know, which is potentially putting a damper on your summer plans.
Yes, the CDC has compiled Preparedness 101: Zombie Apocalypse which is obviously, given the lowly number, a beginning course. Or, as a zombie might put it, a gut class.
Your federal tax dollars are hard at work, folks.
Go to the American Debate if you want well-considered words on Hillary Clinton's "misspeaking" about having been under fire when she landed in Bosnia in 1996.
But stay here if you want to see newly discovered video of just how battle-tested she really was back in the day.
Local journals have been flooded by emails from those offering opinions about the nature of the creature. Some described it as the state's Chupacabra, a predator in the Southwest and Mexico. Others wagered it was extra terrestrial. Another suggested it was a mythological American Indian bogeyman called a Wendigo.
It was long thought something horrible lived in those woods.
This comes from a Blinq commenter, who reports finding rare video of the quail accident involving the vice president and the 78-year-old Texas lawyer.
That guy in the Fez who's blowing the quail call looks awfully familiar. (Sound down for work. Some language issues. But pretty funny.)
Meanwhile, David Paul smells something fishy in Texas. A hunting mishap, a media tempest - is this really a Republican plot to put Condi in the White House for the next term?
Dick Cheney yesterday, in his first interview since accidentally shooting a hunting acquaintance on Saturday, shouldered full blame for the quailing mishap, and said no one was under the influence of alcohol, though he conceded drinking a beer at lunch, more than four hours before.
Britt Hume of Fox News got the get.
This just in: The Dick Cheney Quail Hunt, an interactive game courtesy of The Huffington Post.
It's not easy. Kept winging the Secret Service Agent.
Early Word has David Letterman's Top 10 Excuses why the vice president accidentally shot a hunting pal over the weekend.