Total horror




I’m not talking about Philly’s dungeon of terror, or abou the most terrible people in the history of anything, aka, the Kardashians.

I refer instead to New Jersey Assembly candidate Jim Keenan, a Republican whose mind-boggling, soul-destroying horribleness simply must be stopped.

Or so proclaims the TV ad I glimpsed at the gym Monday, while trying to do my 30 minutes of cardio in peace.

Alas … my sympathies for Keenan, the affable mayor of Mount Laurel, were dashed after I encountered the mailer his Republican pals distributed against the Democratic incumbents in the 7th legislative district.