Today's guilty pleasure or urban hipster Internet meme? Who cares, just click and giggle to the YouTube rap "Gettin' Real in the Whole Foods Parking Lot."
Rarely is the truth this painfully funny, and I say this as someone who, like the star of this viral video, rides "low in my Prius" while desperately seeking an elusive parking spot at Whole Foods, where I will drop $80 for six items.
Love the line about "Some girl in yoga pants is looking at me funny. I'm just trying to find a decent pinot noir for under twenty."
Also partial to the rant about the dude on the iPhone "picking up some cayenne pepper for his master cleanse."
-- Monica Yant Kinney
(read more at philly.com/blinq)