Delilah's Wasn't Buying?

I wonder which evil genius at thought to sell an ad for Jenny's Diet Blog and place it on our Wing Bowl page. After all that gorging, that's news you can use. Different ads rotate in that space on the right-hand side of the page, apparently. But when I went there looking for the latest on our own bread and circus, I found a great visual:

Next to the little interactive home-gluttony game, where you race to virtually eat and drink as much as possible, and next to the list of past power-eating winners, was this testimonial for losing 25 ugly, hateful pounds.

We are full service, folks.