Sunday, April 20, 2014
Inquirer Daily News

I'm shocked, shocked

'Jersey Shore' isn't real?

I'm shocked, shocked

As busted bubbles go, what could be more deflating than the latest dish from Florence?

On-scene gossip has it that Jersey Shore isn’t much of a “reality” show after all .

As The Daily Beast reports, Snooki and her gang of dullards never have a dull moment because their big moments -- possibly including Ms. Polizzi’s most recent car “crash” – appear to be scripted, directed, orchestrated…in other words, as “enhanced” as the fake-and-bake body parts that are the show’s real stars.

And here you thought Jersey Shore was a documentary, an insightful examination of the aimless meanderings of a brainless bunch of fame addicts.

Oh wait: That was the Palin family vacation.

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