That Franken Tree in New Hope that I wrote about yesterday? The one that vandals cut down, but was resurrected by loving locals? Gone again.
This time, blame the borough.
Punk Rock Meshell Kimbel, owner of God Save The Qweens on West Mechanic Street, said she showed up for work this morning to find an orange cone covering a two-foot stump that used to be her hideously ugly, but well-loved shade tree.
Actually, it provided little shade, seeing that it was dead, but instead of leaves or fruit it bore a ghoulish assembly of fake severed hands and feet and skulls and other Halloweeny treats that seemed to go well with her punkish collectibles store.