The Money Pit
I was thinking of posting a picture of a fishing hole -- the traditional "On Vacation" marker.
Yes, I'm off until after Labor Day. It's the first time I'm pausing the fact parade since the metro column began in late February.
Truth is, there's no fishing hole, no sandy beach, no bright green digestif overlooking a cypress grove. I'm not going anywhere. I'm staying home, working around the house and attending to things left undone for the past half year.
Oh, and I'm wondering how to pay for two college tuitions, starting the end of the month. The good thing is it's only money, as my friend Joe used to say.
(Joe grew up in Mamaronek, NY, and his dad was circulation manager of the New York Daily News, so presumably he was in a position to devalue money. Me, we'll be completely broke and in debt when this is all over. Let us eat Ramen.)
We've got quite the punch list around here: fill in holes in the blacktop, bushwhack the back 40, remove heavy limbs torn down by storms, pick up leaves ignored last fall, fix that classic 1950s toilet whose innards I spent $600 bucks to replace recently (because it doesn't stop running, and everynight I stumble through the dark to rattle the handle into silence.)
And then there's packing. Two boys headed for college, two directions at once. One of their schools has produced a helpful list of items.
There's all sorts of crap that I don't remember taking, although my dad has memories of a family station wagon pointing west 33 years ago -- so stuffed he had to use unleaded gas or else he'd scrape the muffler. Ba-dum!
One item on the list gives me pause. An ironing board.
"You get a receipt for that?" I asked my wife when I realized she'd picked up not one but two mini ironing boards. She had. She's a pro.
I cannot imagine the boys ironing anything while they are in college. I have no memory of ever ironing anything -- even when we had these bizarre rushing-the-season rituals called "formals" where we'd dress up in suits and escort young ladies to giant Chicago hotel ballrooms where 11-piece band murdered Earth Wind and Fire tunes. Maybe I rented a shirt. Maybe I bought a new one. No memory.
Ironing boards.
I have to say I had a second thought when I saw them:
They'd make cool little bars.
Yeah, last night we heard by phone from son A, who flew to school yesterday afternoon. (He starts off with a three-week trek. We drive his stuff out later.) Landed, he said. I heard laughter in the background, a young woman's voice. Wonderful, the school had sent someone to pick him up. Then, more laughter, this time shared. I'm guessing he'll survive.
And son B? It's amazing how independent they are compared to their parents left helpless at home.
Ah, I'm in his dorm room at Hampshire now, typing on a better computer than I own. He's got a double, sharing it with a guy from Downingtown, of all places, who can flat-out play his Martin guitar. Son B's off in a few minutes to Friday night orientation. Parents have been invited to leave by 7 p.m. I am sure at that hour we will hear a collective, happy roar. (From kids and, quietly in their cars, as they turn up the music, their parents.)
So, how'd it go? Happy roar or Hmm, not quite as happy as we thought...
said goodbye, then turned up springsteen at hammersmith, real loud, all happily roaring.
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Oh, wow, just looking at the office chair where you had them sitting in your lap, just a couple years ago. And now they're off with their little ironing boards, lol... Do keep us posted how that adventure goes!
Oh, wow, just looking at the office chair where you had them sitting in your lap, just a couple years ago. And now they're off with their little ironing boards, lol... Do keep us posted how that adventure goes!
Just got back from Kalamazoo, where we met Gordon, fresh (?) from his three-week trek in the Canadian wilds. Five bears, untold beavers and one 10-k portage later, he's happily showered and moved into his new room with his Parisian roommate. No ironing boards. But more heavy metal in their cd collections than I've seen in years. The Midwest rocks.