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Do It, Feel It!
Maybe you've seen this. You probably catch more TV than I do. But this is so bad - and it's very bad - that it's good:
Slate on the most disgusting commercial yet.
Oh, yes. Do click the video. It's a YouTube phenom. I;ve gotta tell my dad.
Your paper just hired, of all people, Rick SANTORUM!!! Don't you people see the irony? FUN FACTS ABOUT SANTORUM (from Wikipedia): (1) www.santorum.com gives the official definition of the term "santorum," under which a brown, splattered stain appears on the otherwise-white page (see image). (2) The official definition of the word "santorum" is: "that frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex." (3) The word "santorum" was voted WORD OF THE YEAR 2004. (4) There is no better way to memorialize the Santorum scandal than by attaching his name to a sex act that would make his big, white teeth fall out of his big, empty head. P.S. Don't expect a Pulitzer.
Your paper just hired, of all people, Rick SANTORUM!!! Don't you people see the irony? FUN FACTS ABOUT SANTORUM (from Wikipedia): (1) www.santorum.com gives the official definition of the term "santorum," under which a brown, splattered stain appears on the otherwise-white page (see image). (2) The official definition of the word "santorum" is: "that frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex." (3) The word "santorum" was voted WORD OF THE YEAR 2004. (4) There is no better way to memorialize the Santorum scandal than by attaching his name to a sex act that would make his big, white teeth fall out of his big, empty head. P.S. Don't expect a Pulitzer.
Well, everybody has a voice. Some, louder than others, but nonetheless... I suppose the Inky's trying to broaden its audience. Perhaps next, they could hire a deranged street person to write a column. The lunatic fringe is an underrepresented group.