Yeah, yeah - free pub, a little buzz.
But tag lines lines like "Chevy: Screwing us over since 1911?"
Try your own, folks.
Then see what this weisenheimer at Metafilter made. Or this one, which I clicked only because the poster's online name is "It's Raining Florence Henderson." And it didn't disappoint. Here's a whole page of them.
If you make a winner, let us know in the comments section.
And what's with my headline? Any one remember Manhattan?