PhillyPurge is selling Barry Bonds' integrity on Ebay.
Nine bids as of last night. Auction ends at 12 a.m. Friday. The going price so far is $3.35.
Dennis Bakay at the Pottstown-based site writes:
So, you might ask how did we at Phillypurge.com acquire Barry's integrity? We procured it just recently when one of our writers was on assignment. Believe it or not, it was on the streets since the late-fall of 1998 when Barry decided to get back at McGwire and Sosa for stealing the attention during their homerun chase for Maris' single-season homerun record.
The integrity sounds like an ambiable, if tread-upon, sort.
If you are not willing to spend a buck on Bonds' integrity, PhillyPurge has t-shirts for sale.