The Phillies, with the No. 18 pick, select Kyle Drabek, son of former Cy Young winner Doug Drabek.
The boy's a brand already. He's rocking the blogosphere with his own myspace page.
In which he says he'll stay sexy until March 12, 2078.
His favorite thing about his body is his stomach.
He's a 6 foot pitcher from Woodlands, Texas. Christian and in a relationship.
He's down with Notorious B.I.G., Tupac, 50 cent, Dukes of Hazard, Dude Where's My Car.
Wecome to Philly, stud. How in the world did you drop so low?
(Having seen the sites of Rick Santorum and Angelo Cataldi, only to see they were not really the sites of Rick Santorum and Angelo Cataldi, we provide the usual disclaimer, that this myspace space could have been made by one of my sons FOR Kyle Drabek, and is totally bogus. But it looks very good.)