Viral Video of the Day

This video of Connie Chung singing "Thanks For The Memories" to her cable TV friends lasts two minutes  and forty-eight seconds. You won't be able to watch it all. But stay for the de-pianoing grunt.  Dvorak Uncensored promises "this may be the most dreadful thing I've ever seen." One commenter: "If the Gong Show were still on, she couldn't even qualify."

Sally Swift
Posted 06/19/2006 10:37:25 AM

WHAT was Connie thinking? Just watching this train wreck I almost did to Blinq what I once did to Dan Rather.

monorailmike
Posted 06/19/2006 11:51:56 AM

Wow. I mean...wow. I guess that was supposed to be funny, but it's unspeakably embarrassing. The worst part is that I can't get her tone-deaf warbling out of my head.

benny bird
Posted 06/19/2006 02:52:01 PM

Connie Chump was sining THANKS FOR THE MEMORIES what next BOB HOPE is spinning in his grave already

salspalden
Posted 06/19/2006 03:58:33 PM

Where's the Monty Python big foot when you really need it?

daniel rubin
Posted 06/19/2006 04:06:39 PM

Or an old-fashioned hook?

linndc
Posted 06/19/2006 07:53:16 PM

Okay, I can understand Connie was never hired for her singing ability. I can understand she even thought this may have been funny, or at least I could see someone talking her into doing it. What I can NOT understand is how anyone, especially Connie herself, thought it would be a good idea for her to channel Carol Burnett and slide off the piano bass ackwards complete with sound effects. Oi.

jay lassiter
Posted 06/19/2006 09:26:23 PM

well all the comments above are certainly true, but let's face it, Miss connie cuts a pretty damn good figure. but otherwise, totally m-m-m-mortifying.

Anthony Preziosi
Posted 06/19/2006 09:36:44 PM

I made it through 45 seconds. Does that get me into the Guinness Book of Records? OMG ... Maury, you're a real man, in my book.

MadMatt
Posted 06/20/2006 08:11:03 AM

The "groan/grunt" made it all worthwhile - louder than a Monica Seles forehand! How could somebody so fit looking have such a hard time getting off a piano?

jay lassiter
Posted 06/20/2006 11:50:14 AM

A monica seles forehand? wow that took me back!

jay lassiter
Posted 06/20/2006 11:50:46 AM

A monica seles forehand? wow that took me back!

jay lassiter
Posted 06/20/2006 11:52:46 AM

A monica seles forehand? wow that took me back!

jay lassiter
Posted 06/20/2006 11:53:55 AM

Ok, now go back and watch Connie with no sound. It's hilarious!

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