Who knew there was a database for these love handles?
Dick Cheney is Big Time, a likely reference to his response to the president's proctological description of former Timesman Adam Clymer.
Maine GOP Sen. Olympia Snowe is The Big O.
Baseball fan George Will is The Commissioner.
Colin Powell is Balloon Foot
Vladimir Putin is Pootie-Poot.
This was the first artwork I found, but that would have been wrong.