Andy Reid is hilarious. Catch his new standup act at a comedy club near you! Failing rapidly as a head coach, the soon-to-be ex-coach is branching out into a whole new career! Can tap dancing and juggling be far behind?
The possibilities for thigh-slapping Andy humor are endless: Why are the Phillies and the Eagles the same? Neither one of them can hit! Ta dah!
Feel free to add your own. It's a game everybody can play.
But the laughs and fancy patter are just a sad attempt to divert attention away from the little man behind the curtain. The wizard's latest creation is on full display -- the Birds have lost five straight games at home, seven of their last eight overall, and the one team they've beaten is 0-4.
The Eagles have hit the bottom. They're a public disgrace. And no amount of tap dancing by their frantic head coach can disguise that.
The Philadelphia Inquirer
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