...but I'm pretty sure that won't matter to the millions who even now are making Little David Archuleta the next "American Idol."
David Cook? He leaves with his integrity intact, unwilling to repeat himself just to win the right to sing some song with "Moment" in the title.
And whatever's going on at Sony BMG, it doesn't seem to have knocked scary Clive Davis off the "Idol" stage, after all. Though I don't really know what Andrew Lloyd Webber was doing there tonight, other than giving Little David one more grownup to be afraid of.
Just watching that poor boy practically whimpering between songs makes me cringe.
But, hey, at least Kristi Yamaguchi just won "Dancing with the Stars."
And actually seems happy about it.