Archuleta does Elvis

Little David chooses Elvis Presley's "Love Me Tender," noting he's never really sung a love song on the big stage.

There's probably a reason for that.

All three judges may agree that David A., as Simon puts it, "crushed" the competition,, but I'm not feeling it. Isn't this just the kind of professional child singer performance -- technically adept but basically soulless -- that Simon would normally despise?

At my house, the "Idol" watchers (all two of us) are split along David lines, and I'm in Cook's corner.