Ryan Seacrest explains Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Rock 'n' Roll (But Were Afraid to Ask) to a generation that might not even get that joke. And he does it in two minutes flat.
And then it's David Cook, singing Duran Duran's "Hungry Like The Wolf."
Which allows Paula to employ "hungry" in one of her icky come-ons.
And why does she stay in the "boys club"? Because it has boys, silly.
It's Syesha Mercado, though, who's the girl among boys tonight.