OK, Brooke White is going home, and it's really sad.
Not as sad as it would've been if we'd had to say goodbye to Syesha, who had too good a week to have been in the bottom two.
If she'd been booted, I'm betting she would have stopped crying long enough to sing, which I'm afraid Brooke couldn't manage.
But, hey, moving on: What's this about Simon and Neil Diamond having "a history"?
One Simon doesn't "want to go into"?
Maybe Paula knows.