Love and luaus

Jason Castro chooses "I Don't Wanna Cry," causing Randy to wander into Simon simile territory, saying it made him feel as if he'd wandered into "a weird Hawaiian luau."

"I'd love to be at that luau, listening all night long," says Paula, a bit too fervently, and Simon -- somewhat ickily -- agrees.

And then he declares the guys the winners tonight. So much for them having trouble with Mariah Carey.