The definition of insanity

Jason Castro may not have charmed with his "Travelin' Through," but Carly Smithson scores with "Here You Come Again."

At least until she comes up against Simon, who's suddenly a fashion critic. Which star, I wonder, does he think she should be dressing like at this point?

Though he claims to love country music (sure he does), Simon's clearly not wowed so far by Dolly's.

"The people who tune in expect fantastic performances," he insists, not bothering to explain why we come back week after week, anyway.