And Bingo was his name, oh...

As Ramiele Malubay gets the C-phrase -- that would be "cruise ship" -- from Simon, it occurs to me that we're long overdue for a round of "American Idol" bingo.

Playing along at home, you'd get to cover a square every time Simon mentioned cruise ships, busking, Magic Mountain (or any other theme park).

Also, you'd make progress as Paula congratulated unfortunate singers for how good they looked and Randy said "just aw-right."