6 unsexy Valentine's Day accessories
Valentine's Day is supposed to be one of the most romantic and sexy days of the year. Don't ruin it by wearing one of these horribly unsexy accessories.
6 unsexy Valentine’s Day accessories
Valentine’s Day is supposed to be one of the most romantic and sexy days of the year. Don’t ruin it by wearing one of these horribly unsexy accessories:
1. Storm trooper pasties
Even if you’re a geeky gal, you might want to steer away from anything storm trooper related on Valentine’s day...
2. Vintage nightgown
This 1970s vintage “lingerie” is in the past for a reason, perhaps we should leave it there.
3. Shark high heels
If you’re going to meet your man at the door with nothing but heels on, make sure they’re not hand painted sharkskin stilettos.
4. Mario and Luigi bra
This bra is hilarious, but sexy…not so much.
5. Sissy granny panties
If you’re going for the “sweet and dainty” look, there are plenty of ways to pull it off that don’t involve lace covered granny panties.
6. Anatomical Heart
It might be best to just wear your heart on your sleeve instead of in a little jar around your neck.