Name That QB


J.D. McGillicuddy
J.D. Durbin
J.D. Salinger
S.A. Paolantonio
J.R.  Monaghan
J.C. Romero
P.J. Whelihan
T.J. Bohn
V.S. Naipaul
J.T. O'Sullivan
R.J. Swindle
M.G. Missanelli
P.F. Chang
J.A. Happ
R.L. Stine

The list above contains the names of five Phillies, four restaurants, three best-selling authors, two wayward Philadelphia sportswriters and one starting quarterback in the National Football League. How hard could it be to figure it out -- without Googling, that  is?