"We look forward to the challenge of writing a blog. We all know what a difficult task this will be. We understand that.
We will not be fooled into thinking that this is easy, despite the fact that a certain unnamed person has been listed for months as a contributor to Eagletarian without having contributed so much as a syllable to the effort.
We understand the rivalry with blogs like High Cheese, and how much it means to the fans and the city, and look forward to detailing all of our work in practice this week and competing.
So, again, we look forward to the challenge of writing a blog. Time's..."