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What Does Rick Want?

Santorum is to meet with Romney Friday to talk endorsement and more; what does Rick really want.

What Does Rick Want?

(A brief discussion twixt Baer & Baer's editor, a.k.a. BE)

BE: Hey, JB, see that Mitt and Rick are set to meet on Friday?

JB: Yep. Undisclosed location. No press. No photo-ops. No endorsement.

BE: So what does Rick want?

JB: Aides say he doesn't want money to help retire about $1 million in campaign debt.

BE: Well, Newt will ask for that.

JB: And, reportedly, he won't be asking for a prime-time speaking role at the Republican national convention.

BE: Well, ya gotta figure they'll give him that. Say around 3 a.m. Eastern time.

JB: So maybe what he just wants party platform input.

BE: Uh-oh.

JB: What?

BE: Could be wild. Could be life-begins-at-erection stuff. Could be military funding to protect the Catholic Church from Obama's "war on religion." Could be first-strike authority directed at Iran. Could be firing tenured faculty from liberal, snobbish universities. Could be...

JB: What is WRONG with you?

BE: You're right, you're right. It doesn't matter what he wants. The economy's getting better, voters, even Republican voters, don't like Mitt. It's hard to see anything making much of a difference at this point.

JB : Well, ya never know. Things can change. Economic turndowns happen. Foreign policy glitches occur.

BE: Hey, speaking of glitches, think Newt wants anything other than money?

JB: You kidding? Newt? Newt wants all he can get. Moon rocks? A janitor's job? Psychotherapy? Anything that can help him erase the national image he's created of being flat-out delusional.

BE: Mitt'll pay off Newt's debt if Newt promises not to endorse him.

JB: And, if he's smart, Mitt'll ask for Rick's help only in deep-South and Midwestern states.

BE: Maybe that's were their Friday meeting is!

JB: Could be.

John Baer Daily News Political Columnist
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John Baer has been covering politics and government for the Daily News since 1987. The National Journal in 2002 called Baer one of the country's top 10 political journalists outside Washington, saying Baer has, "the ability to take the skin off a politician without making it hurt too much." E-mail John at baerj@phillynews.com.

John is the author of the book "On The Front Lines of Pennsylvania Politics: Twenty-Five Years of Keystone Reporting" (The History Press, 2012). Reach John at baerj@phillynews.com.

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