Thursday, April 17, 2014
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Newt's Moon Shot

Newt's plan to go to the moon was the highlight of Thursday night's GOP debate in Florida; especially reaction to it from other candidates.

Newt's Moon Shot

(A brief discussion twixt Baer & Baer's editor, a.k.a. BE)

JB: Yo, chief, didya watch that Thursday night GOP debate?

BE: You kidding? Thursday night is "Project Runway All Stars" on Lifetime.

JB: Well, you missed a good one. Newt talked about going to the moon.

BE: To the moon, Alice!

JB: Yeah, see, you and I are the only people who'd get that reference. But, listen, Newt's plan is bound to get attention. Look for editorial cartoonists to have a field day.

BE: What's his plan, steal the moon like the villain in "Despicable Me?"

JB; Sorta. But he wants to steal it for the USA. He told current and laid-off NASA workers on Florida's space coast that he wants a permanent moon base for colonization and later statehood.

BE: Hey, maybe Tom Corbett Space Cadet can run for governor there!

JB: Stay focused. Newt says we can pay for this by offering prize money just like Lindbergh got a $25,000 prize for his solo trans-Atlantic flight in 1927, and then corporate America can invest.

BE: Wow. He really is lunar looney. It's Lunar Tunes! Think it's because his face sorta resembles the moon?

JB: Well, Romney, Paul and Santorum brought him back to earth. Biz whiz Romney said if a business executive came to him with a plan to spend a few hundred billion to put a colony on the moon, Romney would say, "You're fired."

BE: And Paul?

JB: Paul said he'd "maybe like to send some politicians up there."

BE: And our own Rick?

JB: Noted that conservative Republicans want to cut programs and spending and that going to the moon is "not a responsible thing" to do.

BE: So maybe it'll be a solo shot. You don't think Newt's pandering to space-industry workers in Florida because of the upcoming Tuesday primary, do you?

JB: I think he's hoping his campaign gets a lift-off in Florida, launching a strong run at the nomination and rocketing into a national lead.

BE: Well, you know Santorum won't abort his own mission.

JB: Stop. Please stop.

BE: 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.....

JB: Grrrrrr.

 

 

 

 

John Baer Daily News Political Columnist
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John Baer has been covering politics and government for the Daily News since 1987. The National Journal in 2002 called Baer one of the country's top 10 political journalists outside Washington, saying Baer has, "the ability to take the skin off a politician without making it hurt too much." E-mail John at baerj@phillynews.com.

John is the author of the book "On The Front Lines of Pennsylvania Politics: Twenty-Five Years of Keystone Reporting" (The History Press, 2012). Reach John at baerj@phillynews.com.

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