Legislature Returns, YIPPEE!
Great news! The Pennsylvania Legislature is back! With flowers!
Legislature Returns, YIPPEE!
John Baer, Daily News Political Columnist
(A brief discussion tween Baer and Baer's editor, a.k.a., BE)
JB: You know your favorite Legislature starts a new session today, right?
BE: Wow, right to work, eh? Figure out how to cut that $4 billion deficit, sell the State Stores, bring jobs to every region of the state? Must be a full agenda today.
JB: Uh, actually, it's just speeches, receptions and lots of flowers.
BE: Flowers?
JB: Yup. Desks in the 203-seat House and 50-seat Senate will be adorned. It'll look like a florists' convention.
BE: Who pays?
JB: You're joking, right? We're talking the PENNSYLVANIA legislature. Last time, two years ago, taxpayers spent $13 K just on new Bibles for the swearing-ins.
BE: Of course.
JB: But, hey, a glimmer of hope. House leaders are using donor funds to pay for Bibles, flowers, receptions, according to a front-page piece in the Harrisburg Patriot-News yesterday by my colleague Jan Murphy.
BE: And the Senate?
JB: Not so much.
BE: How much?
JB: Well, Jan's piece estimates around $23 K just for the House; no word on the Senate.
BE: So, special interests pay House expenses and taxpayers pay the Senate tab.
JB: Pick your poison.
BE: Well, at least they're back early and ready to dig in, eh?
JB: Actually, after today they're gone until Jan. 18 when Tom Corbett gets sworn in, according to an AP piece today.
BE: Who pays for that?
JB: I'm thinking the Marcellus Shale Coalition.
BE: Well, at least taxpayers aren't footing the whole bill speechifying, balls, partues and all those Bibles and flowers.
JB: Right. Reform is in full bloom.


