Thursday, October 23, 2014
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Extra Views on the Vegas Debate

Tuesday night's GOP debate in Sin City offered too much ammo for just one take; here are some extra thoughts.

Extra Views on the Vegas Debate

(A brief discussion twixt Baer & Baer's editor, a.k.a. BE)

JB: D'ja watch last night?

BE: Sorry. Was watching "The X Factor" on Fox.

JB: Sorta the same thing. Big production values. Dama, glitz and showboating. Little, if any, substance.

BE: But from what I read, the debate was raucous.

JB: All that was missing was Michael Buffer thundering, "Let's Get Ready to Ruuuummmmble!"

BE: So who won?

JB: Probably Obama. Cain got roughed up and seemed a tad soft afterwards. Romney lost his trademark cool a couple times. Perry, evidently on uppers, lurched around throwing wild punches. And the others were, well, their usual no-shot selves.

BE: Wait, how'd my man do?

JB: Santorum? He was last to be introduced. The nicest thing the opening narration could think to say about him was he's "eager to beat the odds." And in his self-intro he noted his 3-year old daughter was undergoing surgery but that he'd be on the redeye today to be with her.

BE: Hmmm. Maybe he would have scored more points by staying home to be with her. How'd the others intro themselves?

JB: Cain said he's been married to his wife, Gloria, for 43 years.

BE: Bet Newt liked that.

JB: Perry said he's "an AUTHENTIC conservative."

BE: A slap at Romney.

JB: Bachman said, "I hope what happens in Vegas doesn't stay in Vegas."

BE: Gag.

JB: And it went downhill from there.

BE: But, remember, lots of people say they'll vote for anybody other than Obama.

JB: Given the last night's performances, that sure seems to be true.

BE: Well, wait 'til Buddy Roemer's campaign kicks in!

JB: Isn't he running on a ticket with Jon Huntsman?

BE: Or is it with Gary Johnson?

JB: Ya, doesn't has to call him Johnson. You can call him G. J. You can call him Gary J. But ya doesn't has to call him Johnson.

BE: What is wrong with you?

JB: I watched the ENTIRE CNN debate last night. Grrrrr.

 

 

 

 

John Baer Daily News Political Columnist
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John Baer has been covering politics and government for the Daily News since 1987. The National Journal in 2002 called Baer one of the country's top 10 political journalists outside Washington, saying Baer has, "the ability to take the skin off a politician without making it hurt too much." E-mail John at baerj@phillynews.com.

John is the author of the book "On The Front Lines of Pennsylvania Politics: Twenty-Five Years of Keystone Reporting" (The History Press, 2012). Reach John at baerj@phillynews.com.

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