Sunday, August 30, 2015

Beaver Power!

Beavers are in the news in the state capitol and a minor league baseball team has some fun.

Beaver Power!

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(A brief discussion twixt Baer & Baer's editor, a.k.a. BE)

JB: You're gonna love this, boss. News about beavers and baseball!

BE: Two of my favorite subjects.

JB: Oh, I know. And, in case you missed it, among the more bizarre doings in your state capital were reports late last week that the recent water/toilet crisis in the city could have been caused by beavers gnawing through a water main.

BE: They can be pesky critters.

JB: And all the rage in the Burg. So the city's minor league baseball team, the Harrisburg Senators, a Washington Nationals farm team, was quick to cash in on beavermania.

BE: A free big-teeth giveaway?

JB: Better. Free tickets to last night's game against the Altoona Curve.

BE: For anyone with big teeth, flat tail and covered with fur?

JB: No siree. These free box seat tickets were available to anyone whose last name is Beaver or who lives in Beaver, Pa. or -- and I love this part -- whose name is Cleaver.

BE: As is the Cleaver family from "Leave it to Beaver." Marketing genius!

JB: Oh, it gets better. The team offered a box seat for just $5 for anyone name Theodore, Wally, June or Ward....AND any graduate of Beaver College.

BE: Ahhh, Beaver College.

JB: Yeah, I know, but they changed the name back in `01 to Arcadia. A real loss.

BE: Now where are students going to learn to gnaw through water mains?

JB: Excellent question. Maybe they can start by practicing their Grrrrrs.

(PS: Senators lost to the Curve 8-7; no word on how the metal-chewing beavers are doing.) 

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John Baer has been covering politics and government for the Daily News since 1987. The National Journal in 2002 called Baer one of the country's top 10 political journalists outside Washington, saying Baer has, "the ability to take the skin off a politician without making it hurt too much." E-mail John at baerj@phillynews.com.

John is the author of the book "On The Front Lines of Pennsylvania Politics: Twenty-Five Years of Keystone Reporting" (The History Press, 2012). Reach John at baerj@phillynews.com.

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