All those people who don't like Joe Buck and Troy Aikman ought to be made to watch Harlan and Wilcots. Technically, they're fine, but in terms of bringing excitement to a telecast they bring to mind Lawrence Welk. Wilcots just broke out the "Eagle has landed" cliche. If he comes out with a "birds are flying now", I'm turning back to Bradshaw and Johnson ... Wow, guess I had little reason to worry. The Chiefs appear to have neither an offensive nor defensive line. It's 14-0 and the only person who seems to have broken a sweat is Butch Buchanico. ... Matt Cassel might need a moat beflore this game is through.