When you hit the DNA Jackpot

After days of psychologically and spiritually debilitating news about abortion and its horrors, it's important to remind ourselves that there are good, clean and joyous things in the world.  Babies are still being born to women who want them.
And while every child is blessed and beautiful under the eyes of God, some have won the brass ring in the biology department.
When your Mama is Penelope "No Me Odias Porque Soy Hermosa" Cruz and your dad is Javier "No Country for Bad Haircuts" Bardem, you can be sure that even your poo is going to be considered an aesthetic masterpiece.
To the happy parents, felicidades!  And to all of those who have had babies recently, God bless you and your angels.
You clearly made the right 'choice.'