Who has the better tattoo? Lisbeth Salander or Miss Piggy?

Saw the nine-minute trailer for David Fincher's The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo last night, with Rooney Mara resembling a pierced cockatoo and Stockholm resembling a glistening city of forgotten dreams. But I also saw the satirical trailer for another movie,The Pig With the Froggy Tattoo, and have to say it's an equally good tease.

Froggy Tattoo trailer embedded below. Who wears the tattoo better, Lisbeth Salander or Miss Piggy?