How would you end the Planet of the Apes reboot?


Inspired by Andy Borowitz' tweet that "Donald Trump being sworn in as president would make a great last scene in a 'Planet of the Apes' remake," Flickgrrl asks, what would be a funny/frightening kicker to this summer's reboot (Rise of the Planet of the Apes) of the 1968 blockbuster which revealed at the end that the primitive planet landed on by astronaut Charlton was actually....[spoiler alert]...Earth?
I'm thinking of Curious George as the evil siman mastermind.