A compilation of the most memorable '30 Rock' quotes
The quirky, the vulgar, the sentimental.
A compilation of the most memorable '30 Rock' quotes
The quirky, the vulgar, the sentimental.
When life gives you Liz Lemons, you make a concerted effort to memorize everything she states. Or at least compile a running list of the most memorable moments from NBC’s comedy series, 30 Rock, which ended its seven-season run Thursday evening.
"I pretty much just do whatever Oprah tells me to." (Liz Lemon)
"Here's some advice I wish I woulda got when I was your age: Live every week like it's Shark Week." (Tracy Jordan)
"I will not calm down! Women are allowed to get angrier than men about double standards." (Liz Lemon)
"We have ways of making people talk: By giving them fresh apple slices." (Kenneth)
"Listen up, Fives. A Ten is speaking." (Jenna Maroney)
"Don't talk to me like that. You look like a turtle who lost his shell." (Liz Lemon)
"I want to go to there." (Liz Lemon)
"There ain't no party like a Liz Lemon party 'cause a Liz Lemon party is mandatory." (Liz Lemon)
"I'm not a creative type like you, with your work sneakers and left-handedness." (Jack Donaghy)
"Just embrace the fact that you are lucky enough to be a happily married man. I mean, I'm actually jealous of you. You've got stability, a great marriage, devoted kids. You know what I have? A Sims family that keeps getting murdered." (Liz Lemon)
"Only special tourists get to see Conan without his wig." (Jack Donaghy)
"I don’t care. I’ll start my own group. Rejection from society is what created X-Men!" (Liz Lemon)
"I don’t need anyone. Because I can do every single thing that a person in a relationship can. Everything. Even zip up my own dress. You know, there are some things that are actually harder to do with two people. Such as monologues." (Liz Lemon)
"You know how pissed off I was when Us Weekly said that I was on crack? That's racist! I'm not on crack. I'm straight-up mentally ill!" (Tracy Jordan)
"I want to roll my eyes right now but the doctor said if I keep doing it, my ocular muscles might spasm and eject my eyeballs." (Liz Lemon)
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"I will have to go talk to some food about this"— Patssay- "Jack, why are you wearing a tux?"
"It's after 6:00 Lemom, what am I, a famer?"— griffincommunications - when the birds first started attacking us, we all thought it was pretty funny and made hitchcock jokes, but we're not laughing now because our laughter excites the birds sexually.
This devesatating wildfire....
This horrible flood....
This wonderful flood that put out that devestating wildfire...
These super intelligent sharks... - Blerg!— Newtown Squared
- "We're not prepared! We're not the Chinese!
Every time someone is coming over, we haven't hidden our mess of a home and hiding anything we can.— Thesius1975 - "I love this cornbread so much, I want to take it behind a middle school, and get it pregnant".— CaptAwesome
- (Sung): "Workin' on some NIGHT CHEESE!"— Everybodyhitshooha
- Nancy Donovan: It was great to see you, Jack. I'll, uh... I'll hit you on YouFace. But you've got to promise to finger tag me back.
Jack: I'd like nothing more.— PhiChitown - Liz: Tracy, we have to do something.
Tracy: Let's crash my car and see if the airbags work.— new commentator - (Jack to Liz) What plan do you have in place for a crapstorm of this magnitude?— JayW
- Jack: “Once again, Lemon, I leave your office more confused than when I entered, but having glimpsed yet another tile in the rich mosaic that is your menstrual history.”— AjaxOH
- "Science is whatever we want it to be." - Dr. Spaceman— kathleenwithak
- "I can see Russia from my deck".— teddybear415
- Who is the big fan of this show? No one I know watches it, yet it receives all these accolades. Puzzling.— Dr.Thora Mann, PhD.
- Tell ya what, Doc - you and your ilk stick to your Honey Boo Boo, Fox News, American Idol and Buckwild, and leave the hipster insider intelligent (and intelligently dumb)over-your-head comedy to the pros. Thanks chief! — Brian F.
- "Philly rules! Cheesesteaks, Bobby Clarke, Will Smith. Your town SUCKS!"— everydayguy
- So many!
“Quiet, Chalk Hands. A real man is talking.”
Jenna: My boyfriend was supposed to pick me up after that shoot, so I called him and I was like "OJ, where are you?" And he was like, "Wait, you're alive? Then who did I kill?"
" I'm in a show within a show! My real name is Tracy Morgan!”
— AjaxOH
