Meet Lauren H. She’s a tall, statuesque mineral coordinator from Oklahoma. (Don’t ask us what that job description means. We’re not even entirely sure we could locate Oklahoma on a map.)
Lauren H. – not to be confused with fellow contestant Lauren S., a petite composer from Detroit – has three tattoos and wishes she were Gwyenth Paltrow “so I could actually live out my fantasy of Chris Martin serenading me a love song.”
Why are we telling you so much about her? Because we doubt you'll be seeing much of her after Sunday night’s two hour premier of The Bachelor. Not unless Juan Pablo likes his women as emotional wrecks.
We have to thank TV Guide for posting this first-look clip.
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