Finally, a TV show for the super rich. How do you know if you’re qualified for Stephen Colbert’s new segment, “Platinum Colbert”? Simple. As he explains right at the top, “If you’re not watching this on your prototype Tony Stark retinal projector”, take your business elsewhere.
Because you’re probably not interested in (or able to afford) the delights Colbert is touting: Bags of boutique luxury ice for $75 or the wherewithal to have a superstar like Kanye West or Jennifer Lopez perform at your kid’s birthday.
Rise up, Platinum Nation.