Want to dine in one of Gordon Ramsay's 'Nightmares'?

Fox’s “Kitchen Nightmares” is headed back to Philly this month, and you, too, could be one of the hapless customers whose food host Gordon Ramsay holds hostage until the chef gets it absolutely right.

From Nov. 8-11, the show will be filming at South Philly’s Chiarella’s Ristorante at 1603 E. Passyunk Ave.

From Nov. 12-15, the foul-mouthed Scotsman, whose show tries to whip underperforming restaurateurs into shape, will be running roughshod over the staff at West Philly’s Zocalo, at 3600 Lancaster Ave.
So if you’d like a little drama served up with your dinner, you can email the “Kitchen Nightmares” people to request a reservation at Phillyrest@gmail.com, putting the name of the restaurant at which you’d like to eat in the subject line of the email and including your name, the number of people in your party and a phone number.