Alright, so here is the scoop.
Corey Feldman, the former ‘80s child actor best known for his role in The Goonies, has unleashed onto the planet his first music video ever for “Ascension Millennium.”
There are a lot of scantily clad babes, ‘80s references (Feldman dressed as Michael Jackson), bad acting, and prop malfunction.
There’s no word on whether or not Feldman is planning on releasing more music or if this was sparked on the fly.
It’s all about the symbolism, man. We think? Watch the weird nightmare below.