"Titanic" 3D hits theaters April 4, but you can catch it a day early.
On April 3, the UA Riverview Plaza Stadium 17 and AMC Loews Cherry Hill 24 will host an early screening at 6:30 p.m. (find other screenings here and purchase tickets). Along with the ticket, you'll get collector's edition "Titanic" 3D glasses (OMG!) and a limited edition movie art lithograph (you may not have a locker anymore to post pictures of a hearthrobbing young Leo DiCaprio, but your cubicle could use a little sprucing up, couldn't it?).
Peons who couldn't get advanced tickets can see it the next day.