The Philly Oscar joke that never was

Comedian and writer for last night's Oscars telecast Jesse Joyce has a tradition of tweeting out jokes that programs he writes for don't use, including one about the Philly Sanitation Deparment:

Technically, it would be either DelCo's santitation department or the Philly Streets department but who's counting, right?

There were no sweaty garbage bag Oscars to be had, although that didn't stop Jim Mclaughlin from rockin' a bag last night at the Llanerch Diner.

[via The Huffington Post]