Like, gag me with a spoon.
Eagle DeSean Jackson recently put down $1.65 million for a 3,837-square-foot house in Tarzana, Calif. According to TMZ, it's a five-bedroom, four-bath pad, complete with a massive kitchen, guest house and pool.
Jackson was born in Los Angeles and has been renting a spot for years, but now he's got a permanent spot.
Of course, Tarzana is located in the San Fernando Valley, officially making Jackson a Valley girl.