In an announcement that is sure to be discussed for days in the nation's Corridors of Power, Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi has confirm that she’s assigned a signifier to signify the Being of her yet-to-be-born baby.
Could it be Snookles? Snookette? MiniSnooke? Snooker?
The acclaimed novelist tells USAToday.com she and fiancé Jionni LaValle had discussed the matter at length and settled on that particular moniker.
So what does the name mean? In a word, “Man from Laurentum.”
(Laurentum was the name of an ancient Roman city.)
Snooki was forced to confirm the name when her Jersey Shore castmembers screamed it out during a group interview.
Jenni "JWOWW" Farley, Snooki’s costar in the Jersey Shore spinoff series, Snooki & JWOWW, tried to diffuse the situation, saying “Well, it's a name she's thinking about.”
Snooki, who is due in September said, “no, it’s done.”
The most famous historical Lorenzo probably is Lorenzo de' Medici, the 15th Century Italian statesman who ruled the wealthy, powerful city of Florence. Head of the filthy rich de’ Medici banking family, Lorenzo was renowned as a patron of the arts and lavished many a ducat to artists great and small.