Nicole 'Snooki' Polizzi to marry?
A glossy tabloid mag says Snooki is marrying her beau.
Nicole 'Snooki' Polizzi to marry?
Tirdad Derakhshani, Inquirer Sideshow Columnist
Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi is ready, eager and willing to settle down as an honest-to-goodness Hausfrau!
So claims glossy tabloid mag In Touch Weekly which says Jersey Shore’s resident Tasmanian Devil wants to marry her beau, Jionni LaValle, a student who is preparing to become a certified teacher and who is described by gossipers as a level-headed man who is far from the “gorilla juiceheads” usually associated with Snookis’ reality show.
And no, it’s not because she’s pregnant. She isn’t.
“I’m just waiting for him to ask. I’m 24, I’ve had all the fun I’m ever going to have in my life,” In Touch Weekly quotes Snooki as saying.
“I found the right guy, and I’m just waiting for him.”
What's Jionni all about? Here's a video report on the romance of the decade:
he looks like a Crooki— sickoflosing- I cannot respect anyone who would date that. No matter their credentials. I suspect this is more about just keeping her name in the news.— Phils_World_Champs
- Can you imagine what their kids will be like? The combined IQs of these 2 wouldn't equal my shoe size.— Unstable1
- 71 days??— jcpaul
- This should not, and I really need to emphasize the SHOULD NOT part, be the lead story of Philly.com. Hell, this garbage should not even make the paper. This nonsense is for the tabloids.— SeanMan
- seriously, I can't believe this is what I see when I type in Philly.com... I think it's time to start start going to some other site for news.— eburd983
- seriously? You're doing a story on Snooki and the fact that someone is marrying that thing? I'd rather sit next to an Arab on a cross country flight than marry that beast. She's exactly what I want my kids NOT to be when they grow up. She should get a horse and move to the mountains where she won't bother anyone...— westchesterhky
"That'll do pig, that'll do."— verve- I love her pig nose!— Pete60
- I knew a girl down the shore who looked just like Snook, we called her "bowling ball".— sarah89
You might as well sell these papers to the National Enquirer.— duh66- wait til she is about 60 jeez. what will the kids look like. lol— rysagr
- even a bag can't fix that— rysagr
- Slow news day— phillyjhawk
- Who cares, she looks like white trash from Kensington.— PGelsman
