Sure, it’s not as bad as Britney Spears’ 55-hour-marriage to whatshisname in 2004, but if reports are true, professional celeb Kim Kardashian and pro basketball player Kris Humphries may be joining Brit on that ever-growing list, Shortest Celebrity Marriages.
Life & Style mag and the New York Post both claim Kim and Kris, who conjoined their eternal souls in divine infinite love on Aug. 30, are headed for Splitsville.
The Post says Kris left the Manhattan hotel he’s sharing with Kim on Thursday “clutching boxes and wearing no wedding ring.” He’s moving out, of course. What else could this tiny fragment of context-less info mean? Talk about timing: he (allegedly) left Kim on the eve of her 31st birthday.
Life & Style says the couple partied separately this week: While Kim took a six-day work trip in the United Arab Emirates, Kris reportedly partied at three different Manhattan clubs, including Lavo and Avenue. Says the glossy, “even more shocking, after leaving Avenue, he barreled into 1Oak in the early-morning hours hand in hand with a mystery blonde.”