Is there life on Mars? Is Toronto Mayor Rob Ford Jamaican? The answer to both: of course.
How do we know? Because Shepard Smith of Fox News told us so, and there is no greater scientific authority. He’s the Carl Sagan of the new millennium.
Stephen Colbert took the news of life on Mars and ran with it. All the way to his local donut store. He wanted to broker peace between our two species. But then tragedy struck. See for yourself.
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